by William Cho, Student Voices
Imagine you lived in a town where an ugly, big nosed and smelly man walked around undermining your intelligence.
You’re sweeping your yard or doing the laundry outside, minding your business, when this notorious man walks up to you and strikes up a conversation with you. His physical ugliness and unattractive scent does not make the greatest first impression.
You’ve heard about him before. A lot of your neighbors complained about him because he made them feel dumb. You’ve been preparing by brushing up on your studies, making sure he wouldn’t be able to stump you with any question he threw at you. This was your chance to shine to show how smart you were.
“Hello. Do you consider yourself a wise person? Do you believe that you are a smart individual?”
You answer, “Yeah sure, I guess. I wouldn’t say I’m the smartest person in the world but I think I’m doing quite well for myself.”
“Cool. I’ve been struggling with a problem for a while and I was wondering if you could help me come up with a solution. Do you believe that being deceitful is immoral?”
You chuckle and respond, “Of course! I value honesty and believe that you should never be deceitful. Anything that is deceitful is wrong and immoral. Isn’t it obvious? I’m sure any sane person would believe this.”
“Interesting. Let’s say you have a friend who wants to kill himself and has a knife handy to commit suicide. You and everyone he knows has tried to convince him otherwise, but he seems set on doing it. You obviously don’t want him to kill himself, but if you steal his knife he will lose the motivation to kill himself. Would you steal the knife?”
Taken aback, you say, “If it meant for me to save a friend, I guess I would…”
“But wouldn’t you consider that act to be deceitful?”
“Well, technically it is deceitful but — .”
“And wouldn’t that act of saving your friend by doing something deceitful be moral?”
Your meek response: “I guess so.”
“So it seems like not all deceitful acts are immoral… would you agree?”
“Yeah I guess.”
“So I guess you are not as smart as you thought you were.”
You try to fight back: “Well if you could ask me another question then I’d be happy to — .”
“Nah, I think I’ve seen enough. Have a good one.”
He winks at you and goes down the road, looking for someone else to question and potentially embarrass, while you stand there fuming. You decide to tell your friends all about the encounter and spread rumors about him. You’d make sure he wouldn’t be able to embarrass anyone ever again.